* I think it's time to go through my sock drawer and arrange some second marriages for the sock singles.
* Election day seems to be the official transition from "We want your money and your vote" to "We want your money" emails.
* The vet who gave me the drugs I'm supposed to get Theo to take twice a day has changed their sign outside to read, "You can't out-stubborn a cat." Coincidence??? I think not.
* I'm not sure how narcissism was diagnosed before social media, but Facebook must have sped the process up immensely.