Things I Can Do In My Sleep

The things I can do in my sleep:

  *  steal all the covers
  *  talk to people if they talk to me first
  *  kick Andy surprisingly hard for some unknown reason
  *  push away a cat intent on sleeping on my head
  *  pull off the cotton gloves that are supposed to help with dry skin

What I cannot do in my sleep:

  * ROLL THE HECK OVER WHEN I'M SLEEPING IN A WAY THAT WILL GIVE ME A STIFF NECK IN THE MORNING

Why is that?????????????????