* If a cat has no owner, how does it find a door to always be on the wrong side of?
* The other day I was in a public restroom, and a woman came in, entered a stall, presumably sat down, and THEN made a call on her cell phone. What kind of a relationship do you have with someone when THAT MOMENT is when you're reminded to call him or her?
* How annoying does the ice cream truck music have to get before it would no longer be wrong to rip the speakers right off the truck?
* Even in a loving committed marriage in a community property state, can't a few things be "finders-keepers?" Like the first strawberries in the garden?
* I'll admit--sometimes when my cat is sleeping, he looks so cute that I just have to pet him. When I'M asleep and he feels the need to wake me up, does he think I look cute sleeping or is he just retaliating?
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I was on a business trip this week, and almost every time I went to the restroom in our NY office, someone was in there on a cell phone (and not in a stall). It is a big half-empty building - surely she could find some place else for a private conversation.
The cat has it in for you... mine just thinks I'm cute.
One of mine just hops on the bed and starts purring in my ear! Wants attention in the middle of the night, lol. The dog, she is just curled up under the covers right behind my knees!
We had THREE ice cream trucks competing with three different tunes the other day. It was slightly maddening...
If your cat jumps up and purrs at you, he thinks you're cute. If he sits at the far end of your bedroom and lets loose a mrowl that rivals warning sirens, he's retaliating.
Guess which one my cat normally does?
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