...that as soon as I bought a computer from Dell, they started emailing me with hundreds of advertisements to buy a new computer. Do most people actually buy them in sets or pairs?
...that when I have strained my elbow (yet again) and am trying hardest to NOT do anything to it, I am 10 times more likely to bonk it on the walls or door frames as I walk past them?
...that the more times someone posts about God or Jesus on Facebook, the more I doubt the strength of their religious beliefs? Am I just a cynic, or was Shakespeare really on to something about human nature when he wrote, "The lady doth protest too much, methinks?"
...that the cat who freely snubs me most of the day regularly needs attention at 1:00 AM?
...that just when my flowerbed is looking great after several months of work, the cats have decided that it is the perfect nap spot, as opposed to the 4000 other options available?
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Cats....... cant live without them, because they leave you presents in your garden to scare other rodents away. I can totally do without the race car impression at 2am.
Well, *anybody* can give the cat love and affection when they're walking around during the day. If they can wake you at 1 AM and get love and affection, then it really means something!
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