4:30 AM: squeaking mouse wake-up call.
4:31 AM: cat drops mouse, which promptly runs under the bed
4:31-4:35 AM: join cat-human task force work on finding mouse
4:36 AM: cat gets bored and leaves
4:37 AM: sleep-deprived human decides a mouse is likely to stay where it thinks it is safe for at least a little while
4:38 AM: sleep-deprived human decides that the idea of a mouse roaming the bedroom is NOT conducive to going back to sleep
Which is why there are two peanut-butter laced mousetraps under the bed and humans and cats are not currently on speaking terms.
4:31 AM: cat drops mouse, which promptly runs under the bed
4:31-4:35 AM: join cat-human task force work on finding mouse
4:36 AM: cat gets bored and leaves
4:37 AM: sleep-deprived human decides a mouse is likely to stay where it thinks it is safe for at least a little while
4:38 AM: sleep-deprived human decides that the idea of a mouse roaming the bedroom is NOT conducive to going back to sleep
Which is why there are two peanut-butter laced mousetraps under the bed and humans and cats are not currently on speaking terms.
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