* A paper cut is not the most humiliating injury ever--that would be slicing one's finger open on the foil covering a container of yogurt.
* Some companies possess the chutzpah to tell employees their jobs are being outsourced to a foreign country, then ask the employees to stay on another eight months to help transition themselves out of their jobs.
* If you're from Idaho, "wide stance," "super tuber," and "I am not gay" will permanently be part of your life.
* The "Mystery Stole" does not get more attractive even after "time apart."
* Being able to shock a divorce/custody attorney with the antics of an ex-wife is the legal equivalent of having an operation that is so unusual that other doctors will want to observe.
* Sometimes sales requires going beyond persistence. Sometimes you have to be in it just for the sport
* There is a reason normal people rent Halloween costumes
* It is best to check the house for dead rodent/birds BEFORE the cleaning people arrive.
* You might as well test the "for better, for worse" part of the marriage vows early. Why live in suspense?
1 comment:
You know, I'm really curious about the ex-wife antics, particularly as I'm aware of my own father's behaviour during my parents divorce.
I'm a tad concerned about the last one, hope all is ok.
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