Day 44 - I Want To Look Like a Total Goober

When this spending ban is over, I am going to buy earplugs for swimming, which will finally complete my Total Goober swimming ensemble.

I wear big dopey goggles like these because my eyelashes get caught in the small, socially acceptable goggles.
I wear a swim cap to keep my hair out of my eyes and because I think dressing like an eraser just makes me sexy.

Earplugs will just MAKE the outfit!

And not having water in my right ear all day every-other day will make it all worth while!!!