Something is living in the heating ducts.
And it sounds like a bigger-than-a-mouse something.
This is like a real-life version of that nightmare everyone has as a child--the monster living under the bed. You think you hear strange noises, some strange footfalls, maybe a little scuffling...You can't see it, but you know it's there waiting to get you. Sort of like a Republican Congress.
Andy has been away on business, and though at one point I would have scoffed at the very thought of needing a man to rescue me, but this might involve THE CRAWL SPACE, which inevitably involves SPIDERS. Not to mention, the creature living in the heating ducts.
Let's face it--it's Priority H: Leave for the husband to deal with!
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We found out we had a possum living in the wall in our lounge room. The silly thing has a flatulence problem. Mum only started believing it wasn't one of us (Nikki and I) or the cat when she was the only one in the room.
"Sort of like a Republican Congress". Dang, woman, why aren't you my neighbor?? That was hilarious.
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