* That the "death to pantry moths" spray arrives soon. Like today.
* That the "death to pantry moths" spray arrives before I have to explain to the piano tuner why we are currently keeping potatoes on the piano.
* That our recent 70-degree weather doesn't encourage the darn lawn to start growing again.
* That the "winter" stuff I diligently spread on our lawn works in spite of global warming
* That people continue not to notice that the economy has improved from 2 years ago and that the stock market is gaining little by little. We're making quite a bit of money on the stock market this year, because one thing I learned from working as a stock broker is to always bet against stupidity. If Fox News won't go away, at least we can use it to our advantage.
* That we'll finally get cool enough weather to get our garlic planted. Like the temperatures we had in July.....
* That the three hundred dollars worth of "air tight" containers really are air & worm-baby tight.
* That I won't have to incorporate jars, bottles, and rubbermade containers into my Christmas decorating scheme.......
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