This One I Had To Share

I usually don't listen to much local news, but one of the local radio stations has already switched to full-time Christmas music, and I've been listening to it, so I'm getting caught up on my traffic reports and advertisements for totally useless items.  I know it's early, but I do love the holiday season, and after the whole mutant moth saga, I could really use some festivity.

One of the leading stories for today is that charges have been filed against a transgender person for practicing medicine without a license.  The medicine this person was practicing?  Giving breast exams in bars.  

Alrighty.


This leaves me with a few questions:

A) Is groping breasts in bars really practicing medicine, and if so, why are 89% of heterosexual males between the ages of 21 and 35 not incarcerated?

B)  While I realize that there really are transgender people and that it must be a very sad and confusing state for those people and I certainly don't want to belittle their situation, if you are lying to women in order to fondle their breasts, is there really any sort of gender-identity confusion?  Doesn't that--almost by definition--make you a heterosexual male????

C)  How stupid do you have to be to believe you're getting a medical breast exam in a BAR?

And the BIGGEST question.....

D)  IF YOU GET YOUR BREAST EXAMS IN A BAR, WHERE IN HEAVEN'S NAME ARE YOU GETTING YOUR ANNUAL PELVIC EXAMS??????  STARBUCKS??????