* Stenciling the bathroom on the first day one feels slightly better after being sick is a great way to feel much worse the next day.
* If one ever gets the urge to repair a bedspread, it would be far less painful to take a heavy club and beat oneself repeatedly on the head until such urge passes.
* The attend-one-free-event-every-week could have used an "unless one is sick" loophole
* I can sit through a free lecture on soil improvement even when sick, but that doesn't mean that I'll retain very much.
* Most of the advice we've received on gardening is turning out to be wrong--especially the unsolicited advice. Which makes it pretty much like a lot of unsolicited advice one is given.
* The blossom-end-rot-can-be-prevented-by-adding-calcium thing I once posted on here? TOTALLY, ABSOLUTELY WRONG. No wonder it didn't work.
* The blossom-end-rot-can-be-prevented-by-adding-calcium thing I once posted on here? TOTALLY, ABSOLUTELY WRONG. No wonder it didn't work.
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