* Even if one spent the better part of 2 months dealing with a cold & the ensuing complications, it doesn't mean that one can't get another blasted cold just a few weeks later.
* One cannot acquire a taste for Nyquil, no matter how often one takes it.
* Attempting to knit an entire sweater in 17 days is just as crazy as it sounds.
* Games invented by cats are every bit as pointless as those invented by 5-year-olds, but at least cats don't keep changing the rules.
* Requesting 32 separate seed & plant catalogs was probably a bit excessive.
* I should not use the gym's elliptical machines anywhere near the television turned to Rush Limbaugh unless I really WANT to burn over 750 calories an hour.....
* One can add a little mystery to eating at home by freezing leftovers without remembering to label them.
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