I Just Can't Look Away.....

You know how when you see a car wreck or something really gross, you just can't look away no matter how disgusting it is?  Well, yesterday I discovered that the lovely folks who brought us bacon-flavored lip balm have a website.  It turns out that they have an entire range of products.  For the movie lover, there's Bacon Pop

for those who were thinking that crossing popcorn & pork rinds would be a REALLY good idea.  Or, if you've ever been mailing out bills and thought, "Damn, a little bacon would be good right about now," there's

bacon flavored envelopes!  In case paying bills doesn't make you nauseous enough.

And, for the parents who just can't wait to get their children started on the road to heart disease and obesity, it's

Bacon Baby!!!  Solving the problems of childhood obesity by......making it infant obesity!

Whew!  And I thought the lard quest was as disgusting as my food research was going to get.......