Monday, April 12, 2010

What Would Be a Good Story

*  I hurt my arm while rescuing a tiny kitten from a tree

*  I hurt my arm by hitting a crushing blow while playing tennis

*  I hurt my arm while arm-wrestling Andy to see who had to do dishes


What is NOT a good story:

*  I have hurt my arm and don't have the faintest idea how I did it

--but it hurts all the same, dang it.  

2 comments:

(formerly) no-blog-rachel said...

Bitch-slapping annoying blog trolls or exes? :)

You should ask me to do that for you - I'm totally in shape for that.

RobinH said...

When this happens to me, it's usually that I hyperextended the elbow joint. It's easy to do if I say, reach for something behind me in the back seat of the car, or just grab a small basket at the grocery store and then remember I wanted gallons of milk, soda and juice and carry it all instead of going for a cart.

(I hope that's not what happened to you, though, because it takes forever to heal.)

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