* Do not pick fights with the furniture. The furniture will always win.
* The official medical term for the toe is "toe number 4." Toes don't even get any respect from the medical community.
* Covers on the bed are much heavier than one would think.
* Breaking a toe is a sure-fire way to inspire the cats to sleep on your feet.
* Bruising can last longer than 11 days.
* Getting boots ON with a broken toe is honestly a lot less painful than taking them OFF with a broken toe.
* Being at parties with a broken toe and wearing slippers makes people very, very nervous about accidentally stepping on your toe.
* A human with a broken toe is MUCH easier to care for than a cat with a broken leg, and is a LOT cheaper.
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