* Middle East Leaders Announce, "You know, this three thousand years of fighting thing has gotten kind of old. Maybe we should try something else."
* Oil Company Executive Says, "We're Devoting All Of Our Efforts To Getting Those Oil Spills Cleaned Up and The Damage Repaired"
* Fox News Hires Fact-Checkers
* 2012 Superbowl Planned To Be An Understated, Tasteful Event
* Martha Stewart To Be New Spokesperson for Hamburger Helper
* Diet Industry Profits Falter As Americans Realize Eating Less And Exercising More Really Works
* NBC Announces Upcoming Reality Television Series That Features Thoughtful, Intelligent People
* U.S. Media Outlets Decide To Stop Talking About Charlie Sheen
* Twitter Activity Dwindles As Americans Realize One Can't Have Thoughtful Communication In 180 Characters Or Less
* Americans Go One Entire Week Without Referring To Anyone As "Hitler."
1 comment:
LOL. Nicely done!
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