Monday, July 28, 2008

Day 80 - Attention Mice of the World!

This sort of behaviorwill result in this. Complain all you want, you brought this on yourselves. What does a 2-inch long creature need with 2, count them--2, king-sized blankets?

You might have grown complacent as our cats are obvious sufferers of kitty A.D.D., but having spent two days scrubbing the laundry room to remove all the mouse poop, if I catch any of you in the laundry room again, I won't need mouse traps.

This is war, and I have the opposable thumbs and an exterminator on speed dial!

1 comment:

Son of MCMLXXV said...

I've checked with the sacred writings of the Mack Truck Gods..unforunately, mice are only seen as collateral damage that may or may not survive during a Truck's initial journey. They cannot be singled out or targeted...if only Robert Ludlum had written these sacred writings, the outcome might be different.

...in the meantime, there is still Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes, and when you google his name, it tells you that you don't find Chuck, he finds YOU!

...and, I was always a fan of Tom and Jerry..but seriously, we know in real life he would have won every time.

Speaking of which, did houses back in the day actually have that cool, curving archway into the wall by the floor? It is quite grand, making Jerry look a bit spoiled to have that big a target to fly into when being chased. Okay random musings are done! =) LOVE, SOR

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