* 6-inches of fresh snow might be an appropriate time to stop driving like you think you're Mario Andretti
* The gas pedal has setting besides "no gas" and "flooring it."
* If you're having trouble moving in the snow, "flooring it" will make the spot under your tires even MORE slippery, no matter how many times you do it.
* If something doesn't work, to keep trying the exact same thing for the next half hour is probably what the rest off us mean when we say "futile."
* If you had been even slightly nice--or even a bit less of a total jerk--to any of your neighbors, someone might have been willing to give you a push.
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Repeating something that doesn't work and expecting different results is not only futile, it's the definition of insanity. Some souped up cars literally don't have something between no-gas and all-gas. Which is totally impractical, especially where you live. I'm not looking forward to that whining spinning tire sound. Got earplugs?
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