Everyone knows the famous "War of the Worlds" radio broadcast and the panic it caused, and every year people fall prey to April Fools Jokes around the world. So, as a public service, if you see any of the following, you might double-check before calling your congressman....
* REPUBLICANS PUSH FOR SEX EDUCATION IN SCHOOLS
* CEO TURNS DOWN LARGE CORPORATE BONUS, SAYING "I DON'T DESERVE IT."
* DEMOCRATS TELL OCTOMOM "YOU WANTED 'EM, YOU PAY FOR 'EM"
* CONGRESS SETS ASIDE PARTY POLITICS AND WORKS TOGETHER FOR THE LONG-TERM GOOD OF THE COUNTRY
* MICK JAGGER RETIRES
* EXILE IN NIGERIA TRYING TO SEND MONEY TO PRIVATE ACCOUNTS IN AMERICAN FOUND TO BE LEGIT
* US COLLEGES TO DROP SPORTS TO PUT MORE EMPHASIS ON ACTUAL EDUCATION
* IDAHO LEGISLATURE DECLARES "EDUCATION SHOULD BE ABOUT LEARNING AND NOT ABOUT TEST SCORES"
* FOX NETWORK TO INTRODUCE NEW FALL LINEUP FEATURING THOUGHT-PROVOKING, TASTEFUL SHOWS
* FUNDAMENTALIST TERRORIST GROUP ADMITS THEY REALLY AREN'T ACCOMPLISHING ANYTHING AND TAKES UP KNITTING BLANKETS FOR THE POOR
* WALL STREET TRADER DECLARES, "UP OR DOWN A FEW POINTS HERE AND THERE DOESN'T MATTER. I'M IN THIS FOR THE LONG-HAUL"
* WALMART FORCED TO CLOSE ITS DOORS AS AMERICANS DECIDE THAT BUYING CHEAP CRAP PRODUCED IN THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES REALLY IS BAD FOR THE ECONOMY
* FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH ADMITS HE REALLY MADE SOME DOOZIES OF MISTAKES
* MEXICO INSISTS ON TIGHTER FOOD SAFETY STANDARDS FOR EXPORTS
* MORE AND MORE AMERICANS CONVERTING THE TV ROOM INTO A LIBRARY
* MICROSOFT RELEASES A NEW OPERATING SYSTEM WITHOUT ANY BUGS
* GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS WRITES NEW BOOK: GEORGE W. BUSH--A MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS
* BRIDES MAGAZINE TO START FOCUSING ON PRACTICAL ADVICE FOR LONG-TERM MARITAL HAPPINESS
* BRUSSELS SPROUTS ENJOYING A NEW SURGE IN POPULARITY
* CONGRESS SOLVES THE SOCIAL SECURITY PROBLEM BY SETTING ASIDE THE CURRENT SURPLUS TO PAY FOR NEEDS IN THE FUTURE
* BRITNEY SPEARS DECLARES: I SHOULD TAKE CONTROL OF MY LIFE AND START HELPING OTHER PEOPLE
* FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH AWARDED THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
3 comments:
How about "Miss Universe declares Guantanamo bay 'sooo beautiful' and ends her blog entry, 'I didn't want to leave, it was such a relaxing place, so calm and beautiful.'"
No, really.
Good ones! I vote as most outrageous the one about converting tv rooms to libraries. HA!
I loved it! This one had me rolling in particular: EXILE IN NIGERIA TRYING TO SEND MONEY TO PRIVATE ACCOUNTS IN AMERICAN FOUND TO BE LEGIT
I'm laughing so hard my tummy hurts!
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