Thursday, July 9, 2009

Things I Have Learned From Gardening

* Draw a map of where you planted things unless you enjoy vegetable scavenger hunts

* Do not let the family optimist plant the squash

* Until you've tried it yourself, do not snigger at the person who says they couldn't find the potatoes

* Just because the tomatillo plant had a whole bunch of flowers a month ago, do not assume you'll have tomatillos by now. They might still just be flowers

* Cucumbers and dill will never be ready at the same time, no matter how much you want to make pickles

* Gardening books have all sorts of information about what sort of growing conditions peppers want. Unfortunately, the peppers haven't read them.

* Do not plant dill or mint more than once.

* Birds are much less likely to bother the strawberries once your cat has killed a few of their brethren.

* Planting anything between two climbing beans is foolish, unless you never want to see it again.

* More rational people would increase their garden space by say, 25%--not 100%

* Some people may not plan their late summer around something called "canning season."

* A productive garden may not be very attractive landscaping-wise, but neither was our backyard landscaping

* People were able to grow things LONG before there were garden-supply stores on every corner selling expensive additives.

* A little ingenuity saves one heck of a lot of money.

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