* Mice apparently don't hibernate
* Having a huge cup of coffee before trying to paint ceramics is probably not the best idea unless one is fond of polka dots
* There really is no limit to the number of times I can watch A Muppet Christmas Carol.
* Diet Pepsi tastes just as good as I remember
* If any of your friends have children in college, it's handy to have a math whiz on speed-dial
* Having one's alma mater make it into a bowl game will make even the least-interested alumna consider attending the game for at least 20 seconds.....right until she remembers it would involve sitting outside on December 30 in an area that has "winter"
* One can NEVER have too many groups of great girlfriends
* The "live-and-let-live" policy for bugs that I talked myself into this summer does not include fruit flies.
* A week of temperatures right around zero will stop one from whining about ANY other winter weather one gets
* She who feels smugness about getting over a cold quickly is headed for a relapse
1 comment:
I might add: It is equally dangerous to feel smug about not having a cold when someone else has one.
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